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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body… men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
A recent study has found that woman who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”
I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Cat-shrubs in English parks. The English surrealist painter Richard Saunders uses thick shrubs and trees to create his enormous cats! Once he saw trees cut in the shape of clouds on a picture and got the idea to turn shrubs into sculptures of cats. The prototype that served him is his cat Tolly, deceased, the Russian Blue.
We can see these cats in many corners of England, and are much appreciated by the population.
The Chinese invented playing cards circa AD 1000.
Some interesting facts and observations about “Playing cards”:
Did you know that the Traditional Deck of the Playing Cards are a strikingly coherent form of a Calendar?
There are 52 weeks in the year and there are 52 Playing Cards in a Deck.
There are 13 weeks in each Season and there are 13 cards in each suit.
There are 4 Seasons in a Year and 4 Suits in the Deck.
There are 12 Months in a Year so there are 12 Court Cards (Those with faces namely Jack, Queen, King in each suit)
The Red Cards represent Day, while Black Cards represent the Night.
If you let Jacks = 11, Queens = 12, and the Kings = 13, then add up all the sums of 1 + 2 + 3 + …to 13 = 91. Multiply
this by 4, for the 4 Suits, therefore 91 x 4 = 364, Add 1 that is the Joker and you will arrive at the number 365 being the
Days in a Year?
Is that a mere coincidence or a greater intelligence?
Of interest is the sum of the letters in all the names of the cards, e.g., add up the letters in
“one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack, Queen, King” = 52!
The Spades indicate ploughing or working.
The Hearts indicates Love thy crops.
The Clubs indicates flourishing and growth.
The Diamonds indicate reaping the wealth.
Also, in some card games 2 Jokers are used; Indicating the Leap year.
There is a deeper Philosophy than just merely Playing Cards.
The Mathematical perfection is mind blowing.
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– Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned
– What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
– If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
– Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
– Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
– Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
– Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
– The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
– Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
– 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
– Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
– The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
– If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
– Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
– If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
· If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”. (It does fall on a Tuesday)
– 100 years ago a Twenty Dollar bill and a Twenty Dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The Twenty Dollar gold piece will still do that.
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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert.
If you don’t use it, you will lose it !!!
Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take this test to determine if you’re losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve answered.
OK, RELAX, clear your mind and begin.
#1. What do you put in a toaster ?
Answer: ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’, just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.
# 2. Say ‘silk’ ten times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink ?
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
iF:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that whileHardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullshit and
Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula. .
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some nice sights to brighten your day !
A cool looking Volcano in Ethiopia has blue lava apparently due to a high sulphur content.
An innovative playground in Copenhagen that has trampolines built into the street for the kids to jump on.
This photo could just be the perfect mountain sunrise you’ll ever see
Running in Florida doesn’t look that appealing. (Whoa!! This HAS TO BE the Tamiami Trail in the Everglades.)
Photo of a baby deer taken on Memorial Day 2013 at Jefferson Barracks Cemetery in St. Louis.
After being married for 71 years if all you are left with is the love of your life and a couch in the woods I think you did OK
Keyhole Rock at Pfeiffer Beach in Big Sur California provides a beautiful ocean cave sunset photograph.
Some cool beach art on a beach in New Zealand. I can imagine how difficult it is to make 3D Beach Artwork.
A look at Bavaria with lots of color in this photograph.
The Swedish Air Force likes to camouflage it’s aircraft hangers like this jet cave hiding a fighter jet
This Oceanside path in Spain looks like a cool place to take a hike.
A beautiful photo of the San Juan Mountains in Colorado. Chimney Rock is on the left and Courthouse Mountain is on the right.
Apparently these beach boulders are located at Moeraki, New Zealand and occur naturally.
It appears that this group of Gibbons are singing together. Perhaps they’re singing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight“.
Buddy Hayman, Billy O’Neill, Ward Vaughn, Jimmy Hearn, Jimmy Ball, and Burton Fitch
A cool picture of a Kingfisher with the catch of the day. The colors of this bird are just beautiful.
If you like adventure and aren’t afraid of heights then this Extreme Mountain Bike Trail is for you to ride.
The Gelada Baboon in this photo taken in Ethiopia looks so thoughtful and wise as he sits on his mountain perch.
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Not everything we learn in school is very useful but if they had taught us more about this stuff then we would definitely all be a bit smarter.
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Don’t Sneeze Or Slam The Door ….
Bryan Berg is a professional “card stacker” who builds houses of cards on a very large scale.
Trained as an architect, Bryan Berg is the only known person to make living building structures with freestanding playing cards.
He uses no tape, glue, or tricks, and his method has been tested to support 660 lbs. Per square foot.
Berg has stacked cards for corporate special events, public relations campaigns, and science and children’s museums in many U.S. Cities, Canada, Europe and Asia.
Berg’s clients have included Walt Disney World, a Lexus commercial, Procter & Gamble, American major league baseball and hockey, and the San Francisco Opera among others.
He also participated in a music video by The Bravery, playing a lonely man who builds a fantasy world out of cards.
In 2004, Guinness created a record category for World’s Largest House of Freestanding Playing Cards to recognize a project Berg built for Walt Disney World, a replica of Cinderella’s Castle.
In 2010, the record was renewed by him using 4051 sets of cards, over 218,000 cards, and built in 44 days, a replica of the Venetian Macao.
isn’t beautiful?
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Someone out there
Must be “deadly” at Scrabble.
It’s going to be hard to top because
It fits to a “T”
PRESBYTERIAN :
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER :
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION :
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY :
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
This one would be confusing at first.
Start with the wrong foot and you are in trouble
I love this one and the next one up has hinges for more storage
Awsome I love this one
Up. Thou shalt not waste space
Same one looking down.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee……..
Makes me seasick
Well, maybe not
Looking down Looking up
This is another one that is confusing to navigate.
Never start off on the wrong foot.
Now this I know I would get nauseous.
What the……? (strong glue)
This one looks like it should be musical or a giant blender
Neat, but is it touching the ground?
I guess not. This is an engineering marvel.
Where is this one?I want to see this.
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AMAZING…
There have been little clips about this place for the past few years, it is still not finished but is growing to that conclusion as they will soon run out of space. A short review…. it was started by two brothers as a place to show their hobby, it started growing by leaps & bounds.
Soon they were joined by other ‘Model Railroad Clubs’ and other craftsmen. Some were electricians, model makers, carpenters, computer programmers, their wives would stop by to see what they were doing and usually bring them a lunch. One thing led to another, 3 of the ladies had worked at a bakery, several visitors would ask if they had a snack bar. The idea was planted, some of the carpenters came and built a nice restaurant area for the bakery and a kitchen too. If the fresh coffee smell didn’t get you then the bakery definitely would. This was about 5 years ago. One of the Breweries came and furnished all of the tables and chairs, serving counter, etc. Their latest finished area is the airport. Planes look like they are flying and landing.
GERMAN WONDERLAND link below – AMAZING
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ACkmg3Y64_s?rel=0
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The best illusion ever… but
this is not for everyone,
do not watch if you are sensitive!!!
Colon
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so with out me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache,
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbl y,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work…
The.. hole is usually in charge
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1. Bamboo Forest ( China )Image credits: Yuya Horikawa | Tomoaki Kabe
2. Black Forest ( Germany )
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3. Fields of Tea ( China )
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4. Hang Son Doong ( Vietnam )
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5. Hitachi Seaside Park ( Japan )
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6. Lake Hillier ( Australia )
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7. Lake Retba (Sengal)
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8. Antelope Canyon ( USA )
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9. Lavender Fields (France)
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10. Mendenhall Ice Caves ( Alaska )
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11. Mount Roraima ( South America )
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12. Naico Mine ( Mexico )
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13. Red Beach ( China )
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14. Solar du Uyuni ( Bolivia )
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15. Tianzi Mountains ( China )
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16. Tulip Fields ( Netherlands )
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17. Tunnel of Love ( Ukraine )
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18. Wisteria Flower Tunnel ( Japan )
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19. Zhangye Danxia Landform ( China )
20. Zhangye Danxia Landform ( China )
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I don’t know about the good luck/bad luck part of this at the end, but the story is neat
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman’s sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
‘I want to repay you,’ said the nobleman. ‘You saved my son’s life.’
‘No, I can’t accept payment for what I did,’ the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer’s own son came to the door of the family hovel.
‘Is that your son?’ the nobleman asked.
‘Yes,’ the farmer replied proudly.
‘I’ll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his father, he’ll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.’ And that he did.
Farmer Fleming’s son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary’s Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman’s son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.
What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son’s name?
Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don’t need the money.
Love like you’ve never been hurt.
Dance like nobody’s watching.
Sing like nobody’s listening.
Live like it’s Heaven on Earth.
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH:
I hope it works…
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
Now…..Make A wish!! I hope you made your wish!
Warning! This is so well-done it’s almost creepy!
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This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious.
Once you find him – it’s embarrassing, and you think,
‘Why didn’t I see him immediately?‘Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people.If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger!!!And, yes, the man is really there!!
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70 Lightning Strikes in One Shot
The Craziest Illusion in Paris
Ladybug Lands with Style
The Edge of Earth – Bunda Cliffs of Australia
Stargazing
Instant Acrophobia
Livin’ on the Edge
The Stunning Glass winged Butterfly
Lightning Show at the Grand Canyon
The Hamilton Pool Nature Preserve in Texas
Sunset on Mars
Autumn in the Adirondacks
European Beech Trees of Mariemont , Belgium
The Inhabited Volcanic Island of Aogashima
The Great Grey Owl
The Cloud Covered Island of Litla Dimun
The Miniature Northern Saw-whet Owl
Busiest Train Ever
The Blue Lagoon , Ecuador
Meanwhile in Chicago .
Best Sidecar Ever
The U.S. – Mexico Border
Awww Yeah Flowers!
Rago National Park, Norway
Wheeeeee!
Epic Aerial of Barcelona , Spain
The Sky Walker
‘ Crystal ‘ Ice Cave in Skaftafell , Iceland
Festival of Lanterns in Chiang Mai , Thailand
Fields of Lavender in Provence , France
Yarn Bombing in Germany
The Runaway Tree
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