click here & watch: bagofcookies
Isn’t mother nature absolutely wonderful to put such beautiful creatures on earth… Enjoy!
watch this beautiful show cklick here: Birds
click here graphic images
These are the things we’re supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer’s Disease.. A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can’t get 100% on the first try! But I’m rootin’ for ya…This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions! It’s harder than it seems, as it should be! I got 100% first try. I must be a lot younger than I look J
A brain waker-upper for today!
unbelievable act you must see
click here: Russian_Bar_Trio
watch here: PhilosophyForOldAge_GeorgeCarlin
AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, “HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.
SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
A definition of globalization that can be understand:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Princess Diana’s death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading
this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and rucked to you by Mexican illegals….. ..
That,my friends,is Globalization !
Wanda’s dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
‘I’ll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.
Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you.
But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
I MUST STRESS TO YOU:
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.
Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself
‘Shut up, you stupid, frickin ugly bird!’
To which the parrot replied, ‘Get him Spike!’
See – Men just don’t listen!
Have you noticed, your Social Security check is now referred to as a “Federal Benefit Payment“?
I’ll be part of the one percent to forward this. am forwarding it because it touches a nerve in me, and I hope it will in you.
Please share this until everyone has read it.
The government is now referring to our Social Security checks as a “Federal Benefit Payment.” This isn’t a benefit – its earned income! Not only did we all contribute to Social Security but our employers did too.
It totaled 15% of our income before taxes. If you averaged $30K per year over your working life, that’s close to $180,000 invested in Social Security. If you calculate the future value of your monthly investment in social security $375/month, including both your and your employer’s contributions) at a meager 1% interest rate compounded monthly, after 40 years of working you’d have more than $1.3+ million dollars saved!
That’s almost three times more than today’s average Social Security benefit of $1,230 per month, according to the Social Security Administration (Google it – it’s a fact).
And they didn’t pay interest on the debt they assumed.
Just because they “borrowed” the money, doesn’t mean that our investments were a charity!
Demand that our legislators bring some sense into our government – Find a way to keep Social Security and Medicare going, for the sake of that 92% of our population who need it.
Here’s a novel idea: Reduce the military budget to support our own population.
Then take the rest and begin to pay back Social Security, and call it what it is: Our Earned Retirement Income.
Roll the cursor over each state to see about that state!
Very Interesting! Isn’t it nice to see the true facts??
This is great… This map shows the percentage of Christians and all faiths in each state.
why government and special interest groups i.e. ACLU taking God out of its culture and schools?
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever. If you are blond, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up. This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well, my job is done ….Your turn
THESE WORDS FIT SO WELL
A person who has stopped growing at both end sand is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
A grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!!
So something other people have, Similar to my character lines.
Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the water bed.
that only makes it funnier.
Watch here: http://www.youtube.com/embed/9wm-Ge8LL7o?rel=0
watch here: “How to Get to Mars. Very Cool!
7.5 short tons (6.8 t) of the steel used in the ship’s construction came from the rubble of the World Trade Center; this represents less than one thousandth of the total weight of the ship.The steel was melted down at Amite Foundry and Machine in Amite, Louisiana, to cast the ship’s bow section. It was poured into the molds on 9 September 2003, with 7 short tons (6.4 t) cast to form the ship’s “stem bar” — part of the ship’s bow. The shipyard workers reportedly treated it with “reverence usually accorded to religious relics”, gently touching it as they walked by. One worker delayed his retirement after 40 years’ of working to be part of the project.