Monthly Archives: September 2012

Alzheimer-neat Color Test

 

Harder than you might think!
  Color Test  
These are the things we’re supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer’s Disease.. A great test, do it until you get 100%!
Bet you can’t get 100% on the first try! But I’m rootin’ for ya…This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!
It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!  It’s harder than it seems, as it should be!  I got 100% first try.  I must be a lot younger than I look J
A brain waker-upper for today!

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SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!‏

  AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS,  I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, “HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA
SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME
THAT YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.

SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE
LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
CRISIS!

 

TRAIN RIDE…at 357 MPH

 

on’t think that you’ll see anything like this in the U.S.A in the next 50 years!!!

This is one fast ride. (And no SEAT BELTS)
Here’s the deal: You have to appreciate the speed from the shot taken from the bridge.
You thought the train from Paris to Avion was fast at 300 km/h but this is something else. I wonder how far back it has to begin slowing down for the station. Imagine going through a station at full speed! This is a high speed train built by the Alstom rail group in Belfort , France . They share manufacturing facilities with the GE Energy Products Europe (EPE) Gas Turbine group. The video was provided by the GE EPE Chief Engineer in Belfort.
The train hit 574.8 Km/h which works out to 357.2 MPH or Mach 0.482 – wow! In particular, watch the train going under a bridge with people watching. This is FAST!! And it is powered by electricity and controlled with Apple iMacs.
click below:

What is Globalization?

A definition of globalization that can be understand:
Question:
What is the truest definition  of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess Diana’s death.

Question:
How come?

Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend  crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a  German car with a Dutch engine,  driven by a Belgian  who was drunk on Scottish whisky, 
(check the bottle before you change the spelling), 
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on  Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. 

This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading
this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips,and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and rucked to you by Mexican illegals….. ..

That,my friends,is  Globalization !

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT-funny

 

 

Wanda’s dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
‘I’ll leave the key under the mat.
Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!

I MUST STRESS TO YOU:
DO
NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!”

When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself
any longer and yelled,

‘Shut up, you stupid, frickin ugly bird!’

To which the parrot replied, ‘Get him Spike!’

See – Men just don’t listen!