Monthly Archives: March 2014
The wrench guy
This is amazing !!! Talent is found in the most unexpected situations.
The wrench guy
Where in the world does he get all those wrenches? This guy must go to every garage sale in the country. Retired Helicopter Mechanic? The wrench guy.. I’d hate to be in his backyard during a lighting storm… How cool is this guy? He lives near Boort Victoria , and does it all by himself from a wheel chair… So, Don’t ever be afraid to follow your dreams.
Here is what he starts with……………………. IMGP2516 This is who he is………………………………………………
IMGP2517 ….And here is what he makes out of those old wrenches……………………….
Amazing, isn’t it????
How on Earth…?
DON’T WANT VISITORS? JUST UNHOOK THE CABLE.
MOST PEOPLE USE TREES FOR A WINDBREAK
CONSIDER THE PANIC IF YOU HEAR A BRANCH CRACK . . .
HOW DID THEY GET THAT CAR IN THERE?
AFTER A DAY’S WORK!
See the ladder hanging from the structure?
TREE BELOW… FLOWERS ABOVE…. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST WEIRD!
NOT DURING HURRICANE SEASON, THANK YOU
GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH DAMPNESS AT YOUR HOUSE?
I’VE HEARD OF PEOPLE’S BRIDGEWORK BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
BETTER TELL THEM ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
The Chinese have a saying that goes something like this:
‘When someone shares with you something of value,
You have an obligation to share it with others!’
I just did . . . Your turn. .
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn’t know what costume she’d be wearing, she thought she’d have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn’t around.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him, and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.
She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all! Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been?
He said “Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “You know, I didn’t dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I’ll tell you…from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!”
How to read Bar Codes …
ALWAYS READ THE LABELS ON THE FOODS YOU BUY–NO MATTER WHAT THE FRONT OF THE BOX OR PACKAGE SAYS, TURN IT OVER AND READ THE BACK—CAREFULLY!
Many products no longer show where they were made, only give where the distributor is located.
It is important to read the bar code to track it’s origin.
This may be useful to know when grocery shopping, if it’s a concern to you.
However, you may now refer to the barcode – remember if the first 3 digits are:
00 – 09 … USA & CANADA
30 – 37 FRANCE
40 – 44 GERMANY
471 … Taiwan
49 …. JAPAN
50 … UK
690-692 … then it is MADE IN CHINA
7 degrees of blonde
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up.
The husband said, ‘Who was that?’
The wife answered, ‘I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirrorand says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’
The second blonde says, ‘Here, let me see!’
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, ‘No, honey, don’t do it!!!’
The blonde replies, ‘Shut up, you’re next!’
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, ‘Go ahead, ask me, … I know ’em all.’
A friend says, ‘OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?’
The blonde replies,’Oh, that’s easy .. it’s W.’
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: ‘Is it mine?’
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, ‘That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.’
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, ‘I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!’
the Polar Bear, then Koala
tethered sled dogs in the wilds of
Canada ‘s Hudson Bay .
The photographer was sure that he was going to see
the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in.
It’s hard to believe that this polar bear only needed
to hug someone!
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.
THAT KOALAS WERE ASKING PEOPLE FOR WATER. IT’S
NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE.
ONE WENT TO A HOUSE TO TRY TO HIDE FROM THE HEAT AND TO
GET A BIT OF SHADE AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN
THE OWNER GAVE HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK. IT’S
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.”
click here: Oman
One of the most attractive travel destinations in the Middle East located on the southeast corner of the Arabian Peninsula with a coastline of 1,700km from the Strait of Hormuz in the north, to the borders of the Republic of Yemen in the South.
FACTS ABOUT THE SULTANATE OF OMAN
|Population||2.8 million (80% Omanis, 20% Expats)|
|Main Language||Arabic, English is widely used|
|Currency||Omani Riyal (OMR) – OMR1.00 = USD2.60 = EUR2.00 (Approximately)|
|Local time||GMT +4 hours during winter and GMT+3 hours during summer|
|Electricity||220/240 volts AC requiring three-pin wall plugs|
|Shopping||Souks (Arabian Markets) along with shopping malls and centers with international brands and stores.|
|Cuisine:||International and Traditional|
|garbowski.net||Local taxis and bus services (for taxis: agree a price before starting the journey)
Intervention for burns
I wish when my nephew was badly burned someone had known this.
The neighbor woman helped her to apply the whites onto the young man’s face.
A Healing Miracle for Burns:
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