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Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter? If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $50,000 
I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They’re even making electric typewriters now. It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays. 
It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work. I’m afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business. Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government. The fast food restaurant is convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on. There is no sense going on short trips any more for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel. No one can afford to be sick anymore. At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it’s too rich for my blood. If they think I’ll pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget it. Know any friends who would get a kick out of these, pass this on! Be sure and send it to your kids and grand kids, too! thanks www.garbowski.net ********************************************************************* |
Monthly Archives: March 2016
Photos of the World
Beautiful world
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Chicago
If you’ve ever lived in Chicago, worked in Chicago, or just visited Chicago, you will really enjoy this …
INTERLUDE…Chicago [at night in time lapsed = 5 minutes–but took 18 months to film) The Most Beautiful City
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THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED IN SCHOOL
Not everything we learn in school is very useful but if they had taught us more about this stuff then we would definitely all be a bit smarter.
How the Big Bird suit worked
How ice cream cones are made
How a beanstalk grows
How Wi-Fi is distributed inside an apartment
What actually happens when you put on sunscreen
How camouflage gets on a helmet
Why Michael Jackson was able to defy gravity
What dogs do when they drink water
How coins get sorted inside a machine
The way braces change your teeth
How a trumpet makes that beautiful music
The way pretzels are tied en masse
How peanut butter jars are filled full of creamy, slightly sexual goodness
What actually happens when you put a key in a door
How exactly all that stuff gets into a Pop-Tart
What it looks like when you swallow
How hay bales get wrapped
How light affects water
How paper clips turn into paper clips
How a traffic jam occurs despite no accidents or bad weather
The life of a dandelion
How flight patterns change throughout the day
And how terrifying the human face is when it’s forming in the womb
interesting facts…
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The Guys’ Rules – funny
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
We always hear ” the rules”
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1”
ON PURPOSE!
- Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports.. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria ‘s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, ju st do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
If you hide history it is doomed to repeat itself!
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Things you don’t see every day…
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