You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their
He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a
couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, ‘F—you!’ Then
he turned to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, ‘I’m outta here.’
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
nothing were wrong.
His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for
a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
the bride’s and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
jar of Jalapenos–what you do today, might burn your rear