enjoy and smile-Jokes

 

Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”

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    A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called

        ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’”

        Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”

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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv.  What’s the secret?”  Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

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 Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription …

 Simply showing marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough !

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        For MEN…..and WOMEN with a bit of humour ??        A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the  best woman ever.  

Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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        There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make

        wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

        Rest get married and wonder what happened!

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        Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.

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        Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?

        A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because Women don’t have a

        wife!”   (Note from Harlan: But now days many of them do have a wife.)

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  COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of your’s and he needs a lot of improvement!?

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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT – what he really means is

that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.

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  A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep!

What should I give him to cure it?”

The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s  awake! “

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haha

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